Unlikely Things to Hear In Indian Parliament

“Dear Mr. Speaker, I call for a pillow fight on the issue of nuclear non-proliferation.”

“Why can’t the BJP, have beer pong competition and settle their internal differences for once and all.”

“Now is the time to vote. So all the members of house are requested to please wake up.”

Speaker: Today we have a special guest in the house, DJ Mbanwa Jay Jango, So lets “Shake it! Shake it!….”

“This year I am making a change to the rail budget. From now on, the rail budget would be presented in the rail itself. So everybody, please book your tickets to tomorrow’s Shatabdi Express.”

“Madame Gandhi, Can you please ask or order our prime minister to sign on this act?”

Speaker: After counting the votes for the No-confidence motion, it seems that is a TIE. But don’t worry, I have tie-breaker questions.

“As a matter of fact, I don’t have too much confidence in a motion that is called No-Confidence motion.”

“Before we start the proceedings of house, lets congratulate our minister of defense for achieving highest score in ‘International Quake 3 Fight Down’.”

Prime Minister: …and that ladies and gentleman, is our State of Nation. Thank you! Jai Hind!…. Oh! And don’t forget Friday night, poker at my place.”

“There is only one man who can save us now, and that, Mr. Speaker, happens to be, Shaktiman! Shaktimaaaannn!!! Wo atam shakti hain, duniaya badal sakti hain, ….

“…population is rising, pollution is increasing, poverty is increasing, unemployment is rising, prices are going high, suicide rate among farmers is increasing, crime rate is increasing. I can’t understand why people are saying that our country is going down?”

“I DEMAND…am sorry, I forgot what I was saying..”

“We are the living proof, that Murphy was right when he said, “Everything that can go wrong, will go wrong.”

“Rakhi, I love you!!!”

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8 thoughts on “Unlikely Things to Hear In Indian Parliament

  1. Anuradha Kushwanshi says:

    lol.. 😀
    it seems u hav a “soft corner” for Rakhi ji..she’s there in Parliament too… ha ha 😉

    hw abt ‘unlikely things to hear in cricket’ next time?

    • Gaurav says:

      LOl…well who does not have a ‘soft corner’ for Rakhi JI!!!…People like her should be everywhere! not just n parliament….:P

      Thanks for suggesting ‘…things in cricket’! will try to do that sometime soon!

      🙂

  2. Ankur says:

    Remarkable series till now!!

  3. Mayur says:

    I love the ending….

  4. gkam says:

    Lol!!

    Must be sent out to all contestants for the upcoming MLA elections.

    I loved the points of: defense minister, beer pong, I DEMAND and Rakhi

  5. Tanya says:

    I loved this one! Especially the beginning and that one about Murphy! 😛
    bloody brilliant!

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