Unlikely Things to Hear On Indian Reality Shows

“Aye, main to kaam waali bai re! mere ko to khali ghar saaf karne ka bola!” (I am the house cleaning lady, and I was told to clean the house)

All our audience who are wondering why they are seeing only a blank screen today, here’s the answer; actually a robber broke into our house last nite and stole all our cameras.

“I am Pratibha Patil, and I am a witch doctor!”

“Okay, all the participants, we are going to leave five alligators in your bedroom tonite. All those who survive will face a vote out tomorrow.”

“Rakhi ji is going to marry you one by one, but you have to tell her one new story every night. If you run out of stories, she will kill you and marry next one.”

“For vote out today, we have Jaadu (from outer space), Krissh and Laloo Prasad Yadav”

“I am a psychic and I know I am going to win this show.”

“Shilpa, you cannot use race card every time.”

“This is Roadies Whiteout. This year we go to Antarctica and winner will get to drive back home on his Karizma Bike. Losers will be buried in snow for posterity.”

“Due to recession, there would be no vote-out today. We are just going to throw some of you out.”

“I am writer of this reality show. So everybody, listen…”

“TRPs are falling. So lets shed some clothes!”

“No Sashi, you can’t tweet everything that goes on in this house. Not even after using metaphorical language.”

“I used to be a cameraman on the amazing race, then I thought, why should I run behind participants holding a camera? I can be a participant myself!”

“Our house got foreclosure notice. Who the hell owns this place?”

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11 thoughts on “Unlikely Things to Hear On Indian Reality Shows

  1. Anuradha Kushwanshi says:

    Lol… after K-serials now Reality shows 😀

    Rakhi “JI”..ha ha ha

    “TRPs are falling. So lets shed some clothes!”
    Kaam waali bai’s reply: Itne paise mein itna ich milenga!!!!

    Recession finally hits reality shows in more ways than one! 😀

  2. Gkam says:

    ROFL!!

    Too Good! 🙂

  3. Mayur says:

    bahut hi badhia hai…i m proud of u

  4. Debleena says:

    hahahaha …good one !!
    im loving this “unlikely…” series
    lol @ “due to ressesion…

  5. Ankur says:

    Good work!!…was ‘Rakhi ji’ idea taken from “vikram & betaal”?

  6. Siddharth says:

    Have you stopped blogging?

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