After watching five crappy movies in a row, this is exactly how I feel –it’s a world full of bad screenwriters! I cry for the forests.
Anyways, I saw this trailer, and decided to look back at all the stories I had written, and classify them into piles of “Torture on Nature”, “Why??” and “Well! Ahem! Its different kind of story!” Ladies and Gentleman, I better not tell you the numbers in each pile, but lets just put in dialogues of “Bluetooth Virgin”, that the problem with some of them is that they were written.
“I am writing a screenplay”
“Wow! What is it about?”
“Its about this chef on H.M.S Beagle!”
“You mean, H.M.S Beagle as in the ship on which Darwin traveled.”
“The story unfolds to reveal that he was the actual proponent of evolution theory. What do you think about it?”
“Err..Don’t you think its missing some action?”
“No, No! I forgot to tell you, the chef is actually a time traveler, and he actually stole the idea from Darwin himself, and then the guy, I mean, the chef gets murdered too. What do you think now?”