Says I

This is the 10th time I am asking myself today, “What is wrong with this world?” and every time I get the same answer, “Its people.”


“I always wanted to be a pilot but then I realized I have vertigo. Till this day I am looking for a vacancy posting for extremely low flying pilots.”


“Can you even pat a Chihuava without killing it?”


“Trickty trickty rikity boo,

Eternity fraternity says who

Not going good, phew!”


“Do Amish people take fruit cake requests?”


“The biggest mistake that humankind made was to divide the time into different days, and then unnecessarily relate some of these days with psychological happiness or sadness.”


4 thoughts on “Says I

  1. saumya says:

    hmm…can’t figure out if u’r happy or sad…hope for u today was a day that has been unnecessarily related with happiness..
    anyways..loved the chihuahua for thought for sure!! 🙂

  2. Gaurav says:


    I can’t figure that out myself! 🙂

  3. Ankur says:

    lol!!…..your poem was rhyming man!!! it is hardly found now a days

  4. Gaurav says:

    yup! what can i say! I am a ‘classics’ poet, am from a completely different era! 🙂

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