My dad calls me up this morning and says, “See, That’s why I did not let you become a sailor. If you had your way that day, you would have been hostage on some pirate ship on coasts of Slovenia today,…”
“Dad!!!” I said, adding “Its not Slovenia, its Somalia.”
“Whatever. No arguments! You kids never get the point.”
“I am an evolutionary biologist, and I live in Pennsylvania. Taken together, it means that as soon as I am outside the peripheries of my campus, I am known as ‘Satan’s Son’
8.30 AM Phone rings
Some women on other end starts speaking.
Some Woman (SW) : Mumble Mumble mumble from __________faith church. I would like to read a chapter of Bible to you. Can I start now?
SW: I would like to read a chapter….
Me: NO! I think I understood you the first time…
SW: So, can I start now?
Me: NOOO !!! Ehm…(I realize I am sounding very rude)…hmmm…I am in middle of something right now…so I think its not a good idea right now.
SW: Sir, in that case, can I call you some other time?
SW: Mumble ‘French sounding Mumble’ Thank you sir. Thak!
I throw my cell phone on bed, and start wondering, what if, this is exactly what happens when you die -you get a call, somebody tells you your crime/sin stats, and then somebody starts narrating you chapters of Bible -that too, on phone.