Earlier Post

I know! I know! My last post left following impressions;

1) I am a teenage girl, who wrote that post lying face down in her bed, and thanks to a heart break, by the end of post, her laptop was floating in a sea of tears.

2) I was smoking pot when I wrote my last post.

3) I am an old man who is called ‘ancient’ by his neighbors and ‘heritage’ by county officials, and I have ‘seen it done it all’.

4) I am the messiah of pessimism and harbinger of the idea that “World’s End is the final solution”

5) I am suffering from acute clinical depression, which is manifesting itself into a ‘Piss Off Hate All’ attitude.

6) I was under ‘Imperius’ charm and somebody else was making me write that post.

The truth is that I don’t know why I wrote that post. This honest confession may fit well with some of the impressions you had cultivated. (e.g. Imperius charm or smoking pot idea). But here is something else that I realized today and may be useful to you people:

“70% of people who know me think I am retarded. Rest 30% are wrong”

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2 thoughts on “Earlier Post

  1. debs says:

    🙂 nice stats

  2. Gaurav says:

    @debs
    Thanks! and the good part is that they are true! [:)]

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