2012 Apocalypse: Role of Vermiform Appendix

 

God procrastinates too! You know, how I know this? Because the apocalypse that was last supposed to happen in Year 2000 is now going to take place on December 21, 2012. According to a recent CNN report, there are people who believe that on December 21, 2012, when the 5126-year old cycle of Mayan calendar ends, God will go clueless as to how can he manage this planet without a calendar, and in a fit of frustration induced rage, destroy this whole earth.

            I don’t know how a cyclic calendar works but I am pretty sure we have better quality calendars nowadays, and God is intelligent enough to move to better, easier to read calendars. God is smarter than what you think. As a creationism savant would say, if looking at mirror raises any doubts about God’s smartness, look at other things he has made. (My version is, “WTH!! But still, if you want to know God’s smartness, tell me his cranial capacity”)

            But if you are one of those who believe that world is indeed going to end on December 21, 2012, I have a good news for you; some Mayan scholars believe the cycle ends on December 23, 2012. WOW!! Two more days to do Christmas shopping!! Yippee!! Oh! No Christmas that year!! SANTA!! PUHlease do something! And don’t forget to buy those official apocalypse T-shirts. YES, OFFICIAL T-shirts that say ,’2012 The End’. It’s a last stand effort to survive, so that when apocalypse arrives in any form it is welcomed by a crowd of people wearing similar T-shirts, reminding it that it is indeed 2012, and its time for end, and we are grateful to it! Maybe, the apocalypse will return back seeing us so happy about the whole thing.

            Regarding the form in which apocalypse is going to happen, there may be many theories ranging from great fire to great flood, but I have my own theories;

1)   Appendix, otherwise thought to be a vestigial organ of human beings will start enlarging and after blowing out the internal organs will envelop us all, and everybody’s enlarged appendix will then coalesce with each other forming one big galactic mass.

2)   Credit crunch will continue, economies will keep on going down, and lack of Christmas gifts will make people miserable, and people will kill each other.

3)   A slightly different version of last theory can be, Obama will fail to deliver on the promise of Hope and then all hopeless people will kill each other.

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3 thoughts on “2012 Apocalypse: Role of Vermiform Appendix

  1. debbie says:

    economies can go down, i trust my santa 🙂

  2. O says:

    Hi,
    2012 is not the END as perceived by the WORLD!!!
    2012 is the MAJOR CHANGE Year & the NEW Beginnings in our lives may be initiated, which eventually will become known to our Conscious Beings.

    Look around and there is CHANGE happening; in Individual’s Life (Thinking Pattern, Living, Emoting Levels, Networking Collective Consciousness,…)

    So I present an APPEAL to ALL
    to Participate in the Movement to make it HAPPEN
    For We are the Molders of OUR DESTINY
    In our HANDS LIES the POWER TO CHANGE…
    Collective Efforts bring MAJOR CHANGE RAPIDLY!!!

    THINK & ACT NOW!

    AN END may be the BEND OF THE ROAD Which We are Still not able to see till NOW!

    An APPEAL

    An Appeal to all the responsible WORLD CITIZENS
    If the presented idea resonates with your Being in any way, please pass on the Message
    Also I would insist Whether you BELIEVE or NOT…
    Spread this Message as a Responsible WORLD CITIZEN for the Movement to gain momentum & herald the Change

    Let’s Call Upon LIGHT to lead us from Darkness unto LIGHT…

    LET US ALL PARTICIPATE IN THE WORLD MOVEMENT OF LIGHT CHANNELS

    For more info please visit:

    http://www.lightchannels.com
    http://www.lightdivine.blogspot.com
    http://www.lightdivine.ning.com

    Thanks in advance,
    Love & Light to all Alike
    O

  3. Gaurav says:

    @Debbiee

    well whatever happens.. ur Santa will always be there to celebrate Christmas in its true festive spirit! For sure.. 🙂

    @ O (!!)
    woo hoo! some serious stuff there! Can I ask you something…is your name O bama!

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