Chinatown Bus Ride to NYC

 

“What? Its not even a bus, it’s a van!”

 

“Where am I gonna sit?”

“Yes” “Yes”

“NO! I said, WHERE AM I GOING TO SITT, as in sit down!!”

“There! There two big bags, only one man, you sit!”

ZZzzzzzzzz

“DFFYH gynhHHH tuuuuu”

“What?! Am sorry!”

“Stop! 10 min!”

“Okay”

(person sitting next to me sees a Tacobell)

“Damn!”

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Ouch! Ouch! What! Ouch! The! Ouch! Hell! Ouch!

(Bilboard as we enter Newark)

FBI…Miss Abaixyz xyz….Manslaughter…FBI logo

ZZZZzzzzzzzz

“Yipee!!! NYC!!

 

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