Last week I had this amazing short chat session with a friend of mine. I did not want to reveal her identity so changed her name but then I thought that everybody would expect changed name, so I did not change it at all, I just changed the order of alphabets so that it looks changed but it still sounds like her name.I also changed each alphabet of her name into a particular numeral and then after adding and subtracting two from each numeral, i changed the number back into her name. Confused! Mission successful. Anyways here is the chat trascript.
Aditi Gupta’s Status Message: If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
Me: Tomatoes are blue because cockroaches have titanium in their blood!
AG: that is a good observation but i think that titanium will not only raise the standards of living but also account for Mars being second best in athletic revolutions from north pole
Me: but then you are ignoring the fact that chacha choudhary ka dimaag computer se tej chalta hain and Pluto was married to Mars before Jupiter eloped with Saturn’s ring
AG: these things are all hypothetical given the origin of bubble gum
Me: and lady in the Styx thought that Pegasus was a chameleon
Deserts ate human and then burped water.
Whales ate all the IPODs
AG: again u r ignoring the basic funda of metamorphosis here
Me: and Mozart fell off stairs.
AG: that candles weigh lighter when a movie is released on Friday
Me: Sting stung a stingray using his beak
Kangaroos folded themselves into their pouch before eating skull of a Dodo shell.
Among all this greatest miracle happened; Sarah Palin was born human.