Last week I had this amazing short chat session with a friend of mine. I did not want to reveal her identity so changed her name but then I thought that everybody would expect changed name, so I did not change it at all, I just changed the order of alphabets so that it looks changed but it still sounds like her name.I also changed each alphabet of her name into a particular numeral and then after adding and subtracting two from each numeral, i changed the number back into her name. Confused! Mission successful. Anyways here is the chat trascript.
Aditi Gupta’s Status Message: If oranges smell like chicken, why are tomatoes blue? Think about it!
Me: Tomatoes are blue because cockroaches have titanium in their blood!
AG: that is a good observation but i think that titanium will not only raise the standards of living but also account for Mars being second best in athletic revolutions from north pole
Me: but then you are ignoring the fact that chacha choudhary ka dimaag computer se tej chalta hain and Pluto was married to Mars before Jupiter eloped with Saturn’s ring
AG: these things are all hypothetical given the origin of bubble gum
Me: and lady in the Styx thought that Pegasus was a chameleon
Deserts ate human and then burped water.
Whales ate all the IPODs
AG: again u r ignoring the basic funda of metamorphosis here
Me: and Mozart fell off stairs.
AG: that candles weigh lighter when a movie is released on Friday
Me: Sting stung a stingray using his beak
Kangaroos folded themselves into their pouch before eating skull of a Dodo shell.
Among all this greatest miracle happened; Sarah Palin was born human.
How insane is this !? This is what people do when they are tortured to study for exams !!
this is the world of randomnes!!!!
Nothing makes sense here yet if u read the conversation again everything does..
These two people in the conversation are dear frenz of mine………and so i am gonna stand for them ……..and the humanity………
they need immediate medical attention………..
come join me…….help them help humanity