Interviewer: Hello Dr. Ossyidius C. Clarke.
O.C. Clarke: Hey! Hi! I am amazed that we still use the words like “Hello and Hi”.
Interviewer: So you are the oldest man on this earth.
OCC: Yes my son! At least the records say so. Last week, I turned 10, 000 years old.
Interviewer: Wow! that’s simply amazing.
Interviewer: So what do you think is the greatest mistake of human civilization?
OCC: I would say that we should have never stolen fire. We should have made something on our own. Something different, entirely different!
Interviewer: Oh well! I think we have enough proofs to say that we made it ourselves, by striking stones or something like that actually.
OCC: In that case we should have caught and hanged the person who first wrote that we stole fire. Liar to the core! He built a fake world for me.
Please welcome Dr. Ossyidius C. Clarke on the blog. You might see more of him here in future. He is everything; the oldest man, the greatest hero, a speck, a plane, a superhero, a bird, a toaster, a seed (actually coffee bean), …everything.