I did not feel funny this week. So this post might be extraordinarily boring and extremely thought provoking for some cases.
I was confused for whole week and wanted to split myself into two, have a duel between two halves and decide all the matters.
I felt like a centipede. The one which everybody sees for a second while walking and debates for a second as to whether they should step on it. Most think otherwise in most cases and walk away.
I feel like a straw (not the milkshake one! Just the normal water one!) Hollow! And somebody sucking life through me.
I have decided to take permission from people before I tell them a PJ. This way they get excited in anticipation.
I felt like a Jelly bottle. (I don’t know why)
Other day, I though that I am the cap hanger and everybody hangs their caps on me. I don’t know it it is good or bad.
I spent the whole Tuesday wondering what is the best terrain to test the feeling that an ant gets while walking on a 7 day old coffee.
I had this feeling that all 4 tires of my car are trying to go in different directions. But I did not stop to check. I calculated the vector sum of all the directions and decided that I am going to go in only one direction.
What the hell?!! What am I writing?! (I kept this to give you the joy of reading uncut version of this blog entry)