Datun (pronounced as Daytoon) is a secret society that (obviously) guards a secret. Some believe that they are a group of activists that are guarding the practice of using Margosa twigs as toothbrush. But that is a misconception. It is a secret society in its true sense.
Emblem: Datuns have “a half eaten banana dipped in chocolate sauce” as their emblem. But since it is a secret society and also due to technical difficulties in making such an image, all Datun documents have “Emblem Secret” in place of emblem.
Incantation: All Datun members have to repeat these words every Sunday:
among the highlands of riches.
Hollow lies the deep core,
With sounds of hyenas in air.”
1. On every full moon night, each Datun member drinks guava nectar when the gong strikes 12.00. One has to drink in a manner that some of the nectar drips out of your mouth and falls on earth. Falling on earth signifies that you are sharing nectar with Nature.
2. On third Saturday of every month, Datuns assemble and do pillow fights with the devil that flows in air.
If you want to be part of this elite group then answers these questions and send the form back to: World’s End
Q1. Have you ever guarded a secret? (You can attach an extra sheet for answers)
Q2. Have you ever stapled anything wrong? (We mean upside down types)
Q3. For Males: Do you like Paris Hilton?
For females: Do you like Himesh Reshammiya?
Let us all say: Datuns as we are!