Stop the next sane looking middle aged man you see walking and say, “Excuse me Sir!!, Can you please help me with directions to this weird place”.
When he says “Yes”, take out that inflatable globe from your pocket. Start blowing it up (If u want to have more fun, ask for his help too in inflating that globe). Once completely done, put your finger on Antarctica and repeat your earlier question, “Can you please help me with directions to this weird place.I heard they have those weird creatures there called pigloo!!!”
And yeah if you ever try this one, do tell me the look on person’s face if you survive the aftermath!!