The Antisense Strand

Says I

Posted in Dumb, Humor, Laughs at Life, Life, Nonsense, people by Gaurav on June 29, 2009

This is the 10th time I am asking myself today, “What is wrong with this world?” and every time I get the same answer, “Its people.”

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“I always wanted to be a pilot but then I realized I have vertigo. Till this day I am looking for a vacancy posting for extremely low flying pilots.”

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“Can you even pat a Chihuava without killing it?”

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“Trickty trickty rikity boo,

Eternity fraternity says who

Not going good, phew!”

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“Do Amish people take fruit cake requests?”

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“The biggest mistake that humankind made was to divide the time into different days, and then unnecessarily relate some of these days with psychological happiness or sadness.”

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  1. saumya said, on June 30, 2009 at 7:28 am

    hmm…can’t figure out if u’r happy or sad…hope for u today was a day that has been unnecessarily related with happiness..
    anyways..loved the chihuahua point..food for thought for sure!! :)

  2. Gaurav said, on July 1, 2009 at 8:11 pm

    @saumya

    I can’t figure that out myself! :)

  3. Ankur said, on July 5, 2009 at 5:29 am

    lol!!…..your poem was rhyming man!!! it is hardly found now a days

  4. Gaurav said, on July 8, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    @ankur
    yup! what can i say! I am a ‘classics’ poet, am from a completely different era! :)


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